There are some movies that are incomprehensible to me. The ones I just go, "WTH? How does anyone not understand this movie is a complete piece of crap?"
Oh, I know you're out there. Millions of people went to see Spiderman, and Spiderman2, and Spiderman3. Huh? Worst movies I have seen in the last couple years. (Okay, I saw Spiderman on DVD, I slept through major chunks of 2, and seriously. Do you think I am going to subject myself to 3? Right after I embed several large meat forks in my thigh. 'Cause that would be more fun.) They made Peter Parker a pathetic sad sack who has a martyr complex.
Honestly, Spiderman is one of the comic book characters I could never take. I used to babysit some kids who loved the Spiderman cartoon -- the one where they used one shot of Spiderman swinging between buildings. He would swing to the left, they would reverse it so he swings right, then another reversal and Hey!Johnny! he's swingin' left again. Genius. Cheap genius. Or just cheap production values...
And anything with JeanClaude VanDamme.
Movies I hate.